Money & Numbers
THEY SAID: A Michigan bankroll.
WE SAY:A wallet stuffed with
1 dollar bills.
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THEY SAID: Another day,
another dollar
WE SAY: Another day, another
dollar ninety-eight
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THEY SAID: Did you feel any
change hit you in the back?
WE SAY: You paid too much!
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THEY SAID: He doesn't have a
pot to piss in or a winda' to throw it out'a.
WE SAY: He's pretty poor.
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THEY SAID: He'd take the
pennies off a dead man's eyes.
WE SAY: He's cheap.
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THEY SAID: If steamboats were
selling for a dime a dozen, I couldn't buy the echo of the whistle.
WE SAY: I can't afford to pay
much...
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THEY SAID: If you can't
afford to pay cash for what you want, you don't need it.
WE SAY: I need it, I want it,
charge it !!! If I can't make the payments there's always chapter 7.
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THEY SAID: I'll give you 30
dollars worth of free boxing lessons!!!
WE SAY: I'm going to beat you
up!!!!
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THEY SAID: It costs a dollar
two ninety-eight.
WE SAY: I don't know how much
it costs.
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THEY SAID: More than you can
shake a stick at
WE SAY: A lot
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THEY SAID: Oh, about a dollar
buck two eighty!
WE SAY: What do you think it's
worth?
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THEY SAID: She's got enough
money burn a wet mule.
WE SAY: She is a wealthy lady
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THEY SAID: That's the way the
money goes. Ella Theriault 1895-1993
WE SAY: It's too expensive.
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THEY SAID: These are the
last of the Mohicans.
WE SAY: There are not any more
of whatever they were talking about.
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THEY SAID: They had right
smart much
WE SAY: They had a lot
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THEY SAID: They have more
money than Carter has pills.
WE SAY: They have a lot of
money.
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THEY SAID: Tighter than a
bull's ass sewed with a log chain in fly time.
WE SAY: Miser.
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THEY SAID: Tighter than a
gnat's chuff.
WE SAY: He's rather careful
with his money.
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THEY SAID: Tighter than Dick's
hat band.
WE SAY: Very cautious about
spending money.
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THEY SAID: Tighter than the bark on a tree.
WE SAY: Miserly.
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THEY SAID: Too much candy for
the penny.
WE SAY: Too good to be true.
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THEY SAID: What does that have
to do with the price of tea in China?
WE SAY: Who cares?
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THEY SAID: Why buy the cow
when you can get the milk free?
WE SAY: Why pay for something
that's free?
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