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THEY SAID: Couldn't hit his\her ass with both hands

WE SAY: Not very agile
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THEY SAID: Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bass fiddle

WE SAY: Inaccurate
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THEY SAID: Couldn't hit the side of barn

WE SAY: He/She is a lousy thrower
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THEY SAID: Couldn't hit the side of the barn from the inside with all the doors shut.

WE SAY: A lousy shot, very inaccurate
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THEY SAID: Having as much fun as a one legged man at a butt kicking party

WE SAY: Not having a good time
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THEY SAID: Heave ho! Anchor up! Helm aport, hurrah! Kick, kick, slap slap, three cheers for the red, white and blue!

WE SAY: Well, isn't that (extra) special!
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THEY SAID: Let's put the big pot in the little pot (Texas)

WE SAY: Let's party!
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THEY SAID: They're really puttin' on the dawg.

WE SAY: They're really showin' off.
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THEY SAID: Want to kick the can around?

WE SAY: Want to play a game with the ball?
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