Weather

THEY SAID: Blue norther.

WE SAY: A big storm.
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THEY SAID: Comin' down like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.

WE SAY: It's raining hard.
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THEY SAID: Dark as the inside of a cow's belly.

WE SAY: It's dark.
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THEY SAID: Dark as the inside. of a horse

WE SAY: Very dark.
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THEY SAID: Darker than a coal miner's lunch kettle.

WE SAY: It's dark.
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THEY SAID: Darker than God's pockets

WE SAY: It's dark
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THEY SAID: Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining!

WE SAY: I don't believe what you're saying!
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THEY SAID: God's tater wagon turned over!

WE SAY: That was loud thunder!
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THEY SAID: Hits a frog strangler

WE SAY: Its raining very hard
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THEY SAID: Hotter than a fox in a forest fire.

WE SAY: It's very hot!!
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THEY SAID: Hotter than a June bride in a featherbed...

WE SAY: I'm pretty overheated...
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THEY SAID: Hotter than a two dollar pistol

WE SAY: Very hot
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THEY SAID: Hotter than the hubs of Hades

WE SAY: Too hot
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THEY SAID: If the wind lays

WE SAY: If the wind stops
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THEY SAID: I'm hot as a boiled owl!

WE SAY: I feel too hot.
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THEY SAID: It was blowing to beat the band.

WE SAY: The wind was really blowing hard.
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THEY SAID: It's as cold as witches tit with a brass bra on

WE SAY: It's damn cold
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THEY SAID: It's as useless as a feather-duster in a snowstorm

WE SAY: It's very useless.
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THEY SAID: It's cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey.

WE SAY: Wow! It's cold today.
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THEY SAID: It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

WE SAY: It is chilly tonight.
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a well digger's ass in the Klondike.

WE SAY: A bit nippy.
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a well digger's ass today!

WE SAY: Man, it's freezing outside!
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a whore's heart.

WE SAY: It's pretty cold.
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a witch's teat (or that more familiar, short version of "teat")

WE SAY: Cold, hard, uncaring.
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THEY SAID: It's comin' up a cloud!

WE SAY: It looks like it's going to rain.
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THEY SAID: It's gonna come a stump-floater and a gully-washer.

WE SAY: It's about to rain hard.
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THEY SAID: It's raining cats and dogs!

WE SAY: A lot of rain!
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THEY SAID: It's rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.

WE SAY: It's raining hard.
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THEY SAID: It's rainin' like piss out of a gum boot!

WE SAY: It's raining very hard
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THEY SAID: It's raining pitchforks and plowhandles.

WE SAY: It's really coming down out there.
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THEY SAID: It's raining to beat sixty.

WE SAY: It's pouring rain.
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THEY SAID: It's a real toad choker

WE SAY: It's raining very hard
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THEY SAID: It's clabbering up to rain.

WE SAY: It's going to rain.
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a frog's belly today.

WE SAY: It's really cold today.
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THEY SAID: It's colder than a pocket full of penguin shit!

WE SAY: It's very cold.
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THEY SAID: Like spittin' into the wind!

WE SAY: It will come back to you.
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WE SAY: Quite a hot spell we're having

WE SAY: It's very hot.
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THEY SAID: She is batting her eyes like a frog in a hail storm!

WE SAY: 1) She is trying hard to stay awake 2) She's flirting
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THEY SAID: Sitting there like a toad licking lightning

WE SAY: Sitting around doing absolutely nothing
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THEY SAID: So hot it'd burn the hair off a pig's back, it would

WE SAY: It was hotter 'n hell!!!
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THEY SAID: Spit'n snow

WE SAY: Snow flurries
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THEY SAID: The buckets coming down

WE SAY: It's raining
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THEY SAID: The Devil's getting married.(Cincinnati, Ohio)

WE SAY: The sun is shining and it's raining at the same time.
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THEY SAID: There's enough blue sky to knit a kitten a pair of britches

WE SAY: The clouds are starting to break up
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